Evening sportsfans!! well after todays goings on it would of been rude not to pull the #stealingaliving league out of the woodwork now wouldn't it! the one person who won't be making an appearance this week is channel 4 racings very own sir rishi persad. whilst he remains a firm favourite with #stealingaliving fans his exploits this week in the charity race at cheltenham where superb to be fair to the lad who raised alot of money for a very good cause so this week rishi gets a week off & a cap doff from us all at #teamchoochoo :-)
tomorrows selections..
1pt e/w YEEOOW 4.20 kempton (nap) 5/1 bet365
will have blown the cobwebs away last time out after a break & falls to his last winning turf mark. his C&D record reads 1-2-1-2 & martin harley has 3 wins & 4 places on him from 10 rides.
1pt e/w ISLAND LEGEND 2.20 kempton (nb) 14/1 bet365
another multiple C&D winner that is now a very well handicapped horse.
1pt e/w MAISON BRILLET 3.20 kempton (iwac) 8/1 bet365
showed a bit more last time out & is on a winning mark here.
*prices correct as of 5pm when this evenings email was sent out*
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now onto what i'm sure your all after & its this weeks #stealingaliving top ten!!!
10. wayne rooney (moaning twat)
300k a week!! seriously??
9. robin van persie (out of form striker)
robin needs to find his batman.. and quick!!!
8. marouane fellaini (man without a barber)
28m...LOL!!
7. ole gunnar solskjaer (man with a very strange accent)
oh ole.. you should never have got involved with vincent.. it was only ever going to end in tears!!
6. sue the cleaner (my cleaning lady!)
shes back! phoned in sick today though.. hmmm.. strange how you where spotted in yates' break dancing after ireland won the rugby.. we'll discuss this tomorrow.. oh wait.. its st patricks day.. see you tuesday then!!! (yes, shes irish!)
5. steve bruce (proper ugly bastard)
just don't like the man..
4. clare balding (rug muncher)
whilst everyone was getting there homework for cheltenham in our favourite rug muncher was... ponsing around at crufts! i really dont know how she does it but her contract must be amazing!!
3. santa claus (man with a beard)
works one night a week.. dont know how hes escaped us for so long!!
2. fernando torres (used to play for a great club)
i had the misfortune of watching him against villa & looks a shadow of the player he was when he played for the greatest club in the land. "there was something in the air that night, the stars are bright FERNANDO!!!!!"
1. david moyes (inept fool)
if you gave this man a brand new cunt he'd fuck it up i'm sure!! words actually fail me now where the footballing genius is concerned..
many thanks for taking the time to read my blog & as always good luck with whatever you decide for your money tomorrow!!
regards
ian
tomorrows selections..
1pt e/w YEEOOW 4.20 kempton (nap) 5/1 bet365
will have blown the cobwebs away last time out after a break & falls to his last winning turf mark. his C&D record reads 1-2-1-2 & martin harley has 3 wins & 4 places on him from 10 rides.
1pt e/w ISLAND LEGEND 2.20 kempton (nb) 14/1 bet365
another multiple C&D winner that is now a very well handicapped horse.
1pt e/w MAISON BRILLET 3.20 kempton (iwac) 8/1 bet365
showed a bit more last time out & is on a winning mark here.
*prices correct as of 5pm when this evenings email was sent out*
anyone wishing to join the email service & recieve the full days rated a/w cards along with full write up & email advisory service please send an email to ianmallard123@gmail.com for further details.
now onto what i'm sure your all after & its this weeks #stealingaliving top ten!!!
10. wayne rooney (moaning twat)
300k a week!! seriously??
9. robin van persie (out of form striker)
robin needs to find his batman.. and quick!!!
8. marouane fellaini (man without a barber)
28m...LOL!!
7. ole gunnar solskjaer (man with a very strange accent)
oh ole.. you should never have got involved with vincent.. it was only ever going to end in tears!!
6. sue the cleaner (my cleaning lady!)
shes back! phoned in sick today though.. hmmm.. strange how you where spotted in yates' break dancing after ireland won the rugby.. we'll discuss this tomorrow.. oh wait.. its st patricks day.. see you tuesday then!!! (yes, shes irish!)
5. steve bruce (proper ugly bastard)
just don't like the man..
4. clare balding (rug muncher)
whilst everyone was getting there homework for cheltenham in our favourite rug muncher was... ponsing around at crufts! i really dont know how she does it but her contract must be amazing!!
3. santa claus (man with a beard)
works one night a week.. dont know how hes escaped us for so long!!
2. fernando torres (used to play for a great club)
i had the misfortune of watching him against villa & looks a shadow of the player he was when he played for the greatest club in the land. "there was something in the air that night, the stars are bright FERNANDO!!!!!"
1. david moyes (inept fool)
if you gave this man a brand new cunt he'd fuck it up i'm sure!! words actually fail me now where the footballing genius is concerned..
many thanks for taking the time to read my blog & as always good luck with whatever you decide for your money tomorrow!!
regards
ian
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