Sunday 28 July 2013

28/7/2013

Evening sportsfans!! well it would be easy for me to sit here & say the ground wasn't as soft as i thought blah blah blah but in all fairness todays selections where crap.. and performed accordingly! back on the quest for winners though whilst it isn't the best racing at wolverhampton tomorrow at least theres no worries about wether there is any rain unlike at ayr where amazingly i see there holding a precautionary inspection tomorrow! i've picked out an e/w lucky 15 on four that have fallen to/past there last winning marks & should give us a run for our money..

FATHSTA 4.15 wolves (nap) 7/1 ladbrokes

SPINNING RIDGE 2.45 wolves (nb) 12/1 bet365

REGINALD CLAUDE 3.45 wolves 4/1 bet365

BLAZING DESERT 4.45 wolves 14/1 bet365

e/w lucky 15 (4 pts in total)

now onto what i'm sure you've all been waiting for & its this weeks #stealingaliving league top 10!! we have a couple dropping out in the form of emma spencer (actually did a good job on C4 racing this week) & the sire hawk wing who managed to sire a winner this week! david redvers has also dropped out of this weeks top 10 after he did a very good P.R. job when interviewed in the paddock at ascot & actually came across as a decent chap who can take a joke after being quizzed about the horse redvers being named after him. its also all change at the top following the BHA's recent reports on the godolphin doping scandal.. here is the full run down..

10. harry herbert (highclere racing guru)
whilst still stealing a living on old eatonian contacts old sherbert dip wasnt jumping around after telescopes win he actually kept a low profile which is very unlike him & i didnt even see him at the course on the day of the race... is he ill??

9. joe kinnear (director of football somewhere)
a new entry for the man whocouldn't direct traffic never mind a premiership football club.

8. jason weaver (small man on ATR)
still struggling to tip a wheelbarrow but he can take comfort in the fact that alex hammond has managed to clamber here way out of the top 10 so theres hope for the little fella yet.

7. angus gold (sheikh hamdans racing manager & all round arse licker) a few winners have come from the shadwell banner this week so angus gets a slight reprieve dropping from last weeks number three.

6. derek thompson (all round idiot & general baffoon)
the description says it all about a man who described a filly as needing the snip this week.

5. simon mapletoft (general greaseball)
no change at five this week for quite possibly the slimiest man on your television screen.

4. hope powell (now a disgrace to womens football)
the women who just will not budge from her post after the worse run of results in the womens national game history. very lucky the godolphin fiasco has occured or she could of been in for a bit of a brian adams stint in the top spot!

3. mahmood al zarooni (godolphin ghost)
clearly been paid off to take the bullet for the whole sorry mess & with possibly around 10 years salary in his back bin as compensation his job within the godolphin organisation has simply been changed from trainer to ghost as it seems like he now wears an invisibility cloak as he hasnt been sighted since.

2. simon crisford (still no one is actually sure of his job title)
been greasing palms for fun at the BHA this week in order to keep sheikh mo away from the bad press.

1. charlie appleby (new godolphin trainer)
so MAZ's assistant takes over the yard.. and we are led to believe he had absolutly NO IDEA what was going on?? if this is the case the man clearly has the observational skills of the legendary cartoon character mr magoo! yet he gets put in charge of a multi million pound operation?? and for that reason charlie... you are quite literally.. STEALING A LIVING! 

a late surge from the godolphin team in the later part of the week managed to seal the top three spots for the boys in blue following the disclosure of the BHA's report on the doping scandal at malton paddocks. an absolute disgrace is the only way i can describe the whole affair & for me it is simple.. the BHA dont want to go head to head with sheikh mohammed, simple as that. there scared of a newmarket without godolphin but at what cost? a sport without integrity is a sport on decline.. but i really hope i'm wrong..

many thanks for following..

regards
ian


1 comment:

  1. They seek him here they seek him there they seek the shadow everywhere that damn elusive AL ZAROONI hahahaha great work #loveit

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